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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Matluba Number
    Ek Pathan Apny Dost Ko Phone Ker Raha Tha..

    Operator Boli:
    "Aap K Matluba Number Se Jawab Mosool Nai Ho Taha."

    Pathan Foren Bola:
    "Baji Us Ko Bata Dena Gulab Khan Ka Phone Aya Tha." ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Sadar Bazar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi
    Pathan: Sadar Bazar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi.??

    Admi: 21 Number.

    Aadmi Thori Der Baad Wapas Aaya To
    Pathan Wahin Khara Tha..

    Admi: Bhai Sahab Aap Gaye Q Nahi.??

    Pathan: 19 Busen Guzar Chuki Hen
    Ab Sirf 2 Reh Gai Hen Phir 21vi Bus Me Jaunga.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Sota Hai Wo
    Pathan Ny Ye Sun Ker Sona Hi Chor Diya,

    .... Faraz,,,,

    K Jo Sota Hai Wo Khota Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Molvi Saab Ki Waja Se
    Pathan: Kal Raat Molvi Saab
    Ki Waja Se Hum Ny Call Package
    Per 4 Ghanty Apni GF Se Baat Ki..

    Sardar: Wo Kyun.??

    Pathan: Bas Yara,
    Molvi Saab Ny Kaha Tha K
    Kal Raat Jaagny Ka Hai.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Beti Hui
    Pathan Ki Beti Hui..

    Bivi Boli:
    Khan Ji, Jab Ye Bari Ho Gi
    To Larky Is Ko Cheden Gy..

    Pathan: Bas Hum Ny Soch Liya Hai,
    Hum Iska Naam "BAJI" Rakhy Ga.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Dushmani Me
    Pathan K Bhai K Sir Per Machar Betha Tha..

    Pathan Ny Dandy Se Machar Mara To Us Ka Bhai Bhi Mar Gaya..

    Baap: Ye Tum Ny Kiya Kiya.?

    Pathan: Abba, Dushmani Me Aisa Chalta Rehta Hai,
    Ek Un Ka Gaya Aur Ek Hamara.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pajama Q Geela Hai
    Pathan Train K Washroom Me Gaya..

    Wapas Aya To Bivi Ny Pucha:
    "Aap Ka Pajama Q Geela Hai.?"

    Pathan Bola:
    Wahan Likha THa,
    "Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar Na Nikalen"
    To Phir Mujhy Aise Hi Kerni Pari.. :-(

    Hahhaha ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mitti Me Naam
    Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Pappu Lawn Ki Mitti Khod Raha Hai..
    Us Ny Apni Bivi Se Pucha:
    "Ye Mitti Q Khod Raha Hai.?"

    Bivi Boli:
    Subha Aap Hi To Keh Ker Gaye Thy K
    Is Ny Fail Ho Ker Mera Naam
    Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai,
    Ab Ye Aap Ka Naam Dhoond Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • India Aur Pakistan Ka Match
    Ek Pathan TV Per Bum Rakh Ker
    India Aur Pakistan Ka Match Dekh Raha Tha..

    Bivi: Khan Ji Ye Bum Kis Liye Yahan Rakha.??

    Pathan:
    Agar Aaj Ye Saale Haary To
    Puri Team Ko Bum Se Ura Dunga.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Me Upar Aasma Niche
    Pathan Ek Baar Park Me Beth Ker Gana Ga
    Raha Tha, "Aaj Me Upar Aasma Niche."
    .
    .
    Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha.
    Us Aadmi Ne Pathan Ka Gaana
    Sun Kar Us Ko Bahut Maara.
    .
    Per Q..???
    ,
    ,
    Q K Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
    Tha.. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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