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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • 10 Rupy Tip
    Waiter: Khan Saab 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hai..

    Pathan: Phir..??

    Waiter: 20 Rupy To Do.

    Pathan: Nahi Yaar, Hum Tumhara
    Double Insult Nahi Kerna Chahta.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Birthday Gift
    GF: Mujhy Meri Birthday Per Chain Gift Kerna..

    Pathan: Haan Hum De Ga,
    Tum Batao Tum Ko
    Cycle Wala Chain Chahiye Ya
    .
    .
    .
    Kutty Wala.. ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Passport Banwany Gaya
    Pathan Passport Banwany Gaya..

    Clerk: CNIC Do..

    Pathan Ny Apni Bivi Ka CNIC Diya..

    Clerk: Apna CNIC Do.

    Pathan: Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Kal Tum Ny Hi To Hum Ko Bola Tha K
    NADRA Ka CNIC Le Ker Aao.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Nashay Me Tha
    Padosi: Tum Ny Apny Bete Ko Q Mara??

    Pathan: Q K Wo Nashay Me Tha..

    Padosi: Magar Is Qadar Maarny Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.??

    Pathan: Q K Hum Bhi Nashay Me Tha.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apni Jahil Bivi Se
    Pathan Apni Jahil Bivi Se:
    Chalo "Honey Moon" Per Chalty Hen..

    Bivi: Nahi Me Kaam Ker Rahi Hun,
    Mere Bhai Ko Le Jao..

    Pathan Khushi Se:
    O Yessss.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Naswaar Milay Gi
    Pathan:
    Molvi Sahab Kiya Jannat Me Naswaar Milay Gi.??


    Molvi:
    Haan Magar Thookny K Liye
    Jahannum Me Jana Pary Ga.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher TENSES Sikha Raha Tha
    Teacher TENSES Sikha Raha Tha..

    Teacher: Batao Ye Konsa Zamana Hai,
    "Me Ro Raha Hun, Tum Ro Rahy Ho, Wo Ro Rahy Hen."

    Pathan:
    Sir Ye To N-League Ka Zamana Lag Raha Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aunty Ko Aunt Kehty Hen
    English Teacher:
    Aunty Ko Aunt Kehty Hen,
    Mummy Ko Mom Kehty Hen,
    Daddy Ko Dad Kehty Hen..

    Pathan:
    Miss To Kiya Hum Aap Ko
    "Mad (Pagal)" Keh Sakty Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apny Rakshay K Pass
    Pathan Apny Rakshay K Pass Khara Hua Tha..

    Aadmi: SADAR Jao Gy..??

    Pathan:
    Hum Sadar Jaye Ga To
    Hamary Rakshay K Pass Kiya Tumhara Baap Aaker Khara Hoga.?
    Humko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Konsa Note Uthao Gy
    Sardar: Agar Raasty Me Tumhen 50 Aur 100 Ka Note
    Para Hua Mily To Tum Konsa Note Uthao Gy..??

    Pathan Khushi Se: 100 Ka..

    Sardar: Jao Yaar, Isi Liye To
    Tum Per Latifay Banty Hen,
    Dono Note Uthaty Kiya Hath Me Moch Aaye gi.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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