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Mehman



Pathan: Beta Guest Room Me 2 Bister Q Lagaye??

Beta: Baba Ghar Per 2 Mehman Aaenge.

Pathan: Kon??

Beta: Ek Ammi Ka Bhai Aur Dusra Mera Mamu.

Pathan: Oh Khudaya Hum Bhool Gaya,
Hamara Bhi To Sala Araha Hai,
Chal Ek Bister Aur Laga Le.. ;-)

Hahahha



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