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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Padosiyon K Ghar Bakra
    Wife: Lagta Hai K Padosiyon K Ghar Bakra Zibah Ho Raha Hai..

    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Chup Ker,
    TV Per Altaf Hussain Ka Khitab Aa Raha Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Yoga Teacher Pathan se
    Yoga Teacher Pathan se:
    Batao Subse Zyada Sukoon
    Kab Milta hai.. ??
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    Pathan: O Sir Ji Hum Ko To
    Potty Karne K Baad
    Bohat Sukoon Milta Hai... ;-)

    Hahhaaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Radio Lekar Potty
    Pathan Radio Lekar Potty Karne Gaya..
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    Dost: Aaj To Mazey Se Ki Hogi ?
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    Pathan: Khaak Mazey Se Ki,
    Radio Par Qoumi Tarana Bajny Laga,
    Phir Khade-Khade Karni Padi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Geo News Waly
    1 Pathan Apna Sara Samaan lekar
    "Geo News" ke Office Pohanch gaya..
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    Geo News Waly: Aap Kon Hen Aur Kiya Kaam Hai??
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    Pathan: Wo Aurat kahan hai jo Kehti hai k
    "Aap kahin nahi jaeyega Hamare Sath Rahiye ga",
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    Hum Uske Sath Rehne Aaya Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Birthday to U
    Pathan Scooty par ja raha tha..
    Scooty ka Tyre
    Bhains k Gobar k Beech me Aagaya..
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    Qarib kuch Ladkiyan khadi thin..
    Unho ne Taaliyan
    Baja k kaha:
    "Happy Birthday to U.."
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    Pathan Bola:
    "O Baji, Wish Kiya Hai To
    Cake Bhi To Kha Lo.." ;-)
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    Hahahha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ny Airport Call Ki
    Pathan Ny Airport Call Ki:
    How long is The journey from Pakistan 2 America??

    Receptionist: 1 Sec sir..
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    Pathan Disconnects n says:
    "Log Hum Ko Bewaqoof Bolta Hai,
    Ye Saali To Hum Se Bhi Bari Pathan Nikli.." ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Daku Bank Lutne Gaya
    Ek Daku Bank Lutne Gaya,
    Magar Apni Gun Ghar me hi
    Bhool Gaya Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya..

    Kese..??

    Bank Manager Pathan Tha,
    Bola:
    O Yara Koi Baat Nahi,
    Hum Ko Tum Per Aitbar Hai,
    Tum Gun Kal La Ker Dikha Dena.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ko Police Pakar Ker Le Gai
    Pathan Ko Police Pakar Ker Le Gai..
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    Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ki Izzat Q Looti.??
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    Pathan: “Hum ne Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Hum Aisa
    Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hai,
    Phir Bhi Ye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha
    Hum Ko Baar Baar Emotional Ker k Bol Raha Tha,,
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    "Ek Baar
    De De Baba".. ;-) :-P


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apny Dost Se
    Pathan Apny Dost Se:
    Yara Tum Ko Paheli Boojhna Aata Hai.??

    Dost: Haan Pucho..

    Pathan:
    Acha To Aisi Cheez Ka Naam Batao Jo
    Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Kerta Ho.?

    Dost: Telephone

    Pathan: Nahi..

    Dost Kafi Sochny K Baad:
    Acha Tum Batao Haar Mani.

    Pathan Khushi Se:
    Tamatar, Trin Trin To Confuse Kerny K Liye Bola Tha.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Aur Sardar Dawat Me Gaye
    Pathan Aur Sardar Dawat Me Gaye.
    Wahan CHEESE Dekh Ker
    Sardar Bola:
    "O Yaar Mujhy Cheese me HOLES Pasand Nahi Hen."
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    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha
    Sirf Cheese Khao Aur
    Holes Ko Chorr Do.." ;-) ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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