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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon
    Sardar: Batao Is Dunya Ka Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon Hai??
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    Pathan: Yara Ab Hum Apni Tareef Khud Kese Ker Sakta Hai.. :-)
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    Sardar: Acha Batao Sab Se Be-Emaan Insan Kon Hai??
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    Pathan: Yaaaar, Ab Hum
    Tumhara Naam Lega To Tum Hum Se
    Naraz Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bahar Nikal
    Pathan: Yara Toilet se jaldi
    Bahar Nikalo, Hum Ko Bhi Jana Hai..
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    Sardar: Sun Raha Hai Na Tu..
    Dho Raha Hun Me :-) :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye
    Pathan Ka Bacha Khushi Khushi Bhagta Hua Aaya..

    Pathan: Kiya Hua.??

    Bacha: Baba Aaj Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye..

    Pathan: Wo Kese.??

    Bacha: Mere Ek Daant Me Dard Tha,
    Me Wo Nikalwany Dentist K Pass Gaya,
    Us Ny Kaha: "Meri Fees 500 Rupay Hai,
    Tum Chahy Ek Daant Nikalwao Ya Sary.."
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    Phir Baba Me Ne Rs.500 Me
    Saary Daant Nikalwa Diye.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mithai Ki Dukan
    Dost: Tumhari Mithai Ki Dukan Hai,
    Tum To Bohat Mithai Khaty Ho Gy..

    Pathan: Nahi Yara,,
    Abba Ras-Gullay Gin Ker Jata Hai
    Is Liye Sirf
    "Chooos" Ker Rakh Deta Hun.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo
    Sardar: Yaar Ek Baat To Batao??

    Pathan: Pucho..

    Sardar: Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo..?
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    Pathan: Ek Minute Ruko,
    Hum Abhi Google Per Search Ker K Batata Hai.. :-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kamal Ki Cheez
    Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?

    Salesman: 1 Lakh..

    Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?

    Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
    Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..

    Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
    Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Changing Room
    Pathan Garment Shop Per Gaya
    Aur Seedha "Changing Room" Me Chala Gaya..

    Thori Deir Baad
    Ander Se Chilla Ker Bola:
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    "O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Idhar Lota To Rakha Hi Nahi".. ;-) :-

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Susral Waly
    Baap: Beta Shadi K Din
    Susral Waly Ghari Den To Suit Mangna,
    Scooter Den To Car Mangna,
    Paise Den To Ghar Mangna..

    Pathan:
    Abba Agar Wo Larki Den To
    Uski Amma Maang Lun..? ;-p :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Taqatwar Noker
    Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din
    Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.

    Pathan Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K
    Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kal Teri Shadi Hui Thi
    Sardar: O Yaar Kal Teri Shadi Hui Thi
    Kesi Hai Teri Bivi ?

    Pathan: Hum Ne Usko Talaq De Diya.

    Sardar: Wo Q ??

    Pathan: Suhagraat Ko Hum Ny
    Usko Ghunghat Uthane Ko Kaha
    To Us Ny Jawab Diya,
    "Aap Khud Hi Uthao"
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    Bas Hum Samajh Gaya K Wo
    Badi "Kaamchor" Hai, Is Liye
    Usko Talaq De Diya.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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