Asad's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Asad
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 13 Feb 2016
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Asad
-
Government K Kaam
Wo Rooth Ker Kehti Hai K
Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya Hai..
.
Ab Us Mohabbat Ko Kese
Samjhaun K
Petrol Ab 72 Rupay Liter
Ho Gaya Hai,,
Aur
CNG To Milti Hi Nahi Hai.. :-(
(,")/
<)(
Dekh Yaar Is Government K Kaam..
Larkiyan Bhi Hath Se Nikal Rahi Hen..
.
Ruko Jaanu Me Cycle Per Araha Hun.. :-)
(,")
;//)___
(*)'/(*)
-_-_-__-_-
Hahhaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
Send To Mobile
-
Marzi Ki Zindgi
Marzi Ki Zindgi K 8 Steps..
.
.
1- Studies
2- Entertainment
3- Good Job
4- Shadi
5-
6-
7-
8-
.
.
(,")/
<)( Shadi Ho Gai Naa
_//_ Ab Marzi Ki Zindgi
.....Na Mily Gi Dobara.. ;-p :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
Send To Mobile
-
Tanha Chand
Pathar Ki Ye Dunya Jazbaat Nahi Samajhti..
Dil Me Hai Jo Baat Wo Baat Nahi Samajhti..
Tanha To Chand Bhi Hai Sitaron K Darmiyan,,
Magar Chand Ka Dard Ye Zalim Raat Nahi Samajhti..!
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
Send To Mobile
-
Khubsurat Yaad
Khubsoorat Hai Zindgi Ek Khuwab Ki Tarha..
Jane Kab Toot Jaye Kaanch Ki Tarha..
Mujhy Na Bhulana Kisi Baat Ki Tarha..
Apny Dil Me Hi Rakhna Khubsurat Yaad Ki Tarha..!
Good Morning.. :-)
Category: Good Morning SMS
Send To Mobile
-
Naye Mehmaan hazir hen
"MEHMAAN"
Sabhi Kamre, Kitchen Aur Lawn hazir hen,
.
Purane chhor kar Aao naye Mehmaan hazir hen,
.
Kabhi kisi ka na koi khayal karte hen,
.
Achanak Raat 12 baje bhi Aa Tapakte hen,
.
Akele hi jinhe Bardasht karna Baat hai Okhi,
.
Wo Apne sath le Aate hen puri Foj Bachon ki,
.
Jo ana Zaruri tha to Banda Phone to karde,
.
Ye kesa Surprise hai ke Moo chuk ke laga aye,
.
Bana kar Jaan Hamari ye Wabaal-e-Jaan karte hen,
.
Purane chhor kar Aao Naye Mehmaan hazir hen..!
Hahhaha
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
Send To Mobile
-
Wife Kab milegi
Pathan: "Berth bhi Yehi Hai,
Chaar Station bhi Guzar gaye..
Magar
Wife Kab milegi TT Saab..??
.
.
TT: "Khan Saab Wife nahi,
Train me Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai.." :-D
Hahahha
Category: Pathan Jokes
Send To Mobile
-
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
Ek Sawaal..
Dimagh Hai To Jawab Do..
.
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
"TUMHARI" tha.
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi
TUMHARI ko Mehal k upar se
Dhakka de dia aur Tumhari
niche gir gayi.
Aur Phir Tumhari k Upar
Hathi ne Paun rakh dia Jis
Se Tumhari Mar gayi..
.
Ab Sawaal ye hai k "TUMHARI"
Kisne Maari.??
Raja ne ya Haathi ne.. :-)
Hanso Mat, Jawab do Jawab. :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Text Insults
Send To Mobile
-
Bade Mehnge ho Yaar
1 Toffee hoti hai Rs 1 ki,
.
1 Gulab hota hai Rs 10 ka,
.
1 Car hoti hai Rs 5
Laakh ki.
Lekin,
.
1 Dost hota hai
"Karodon" Ka.
.
Bade Mehnge ho Yaar.!
Msg Kerty Ho Ya Phir
Bech Dun OLX Pe.. ;-) :-D
Hahahha
Category: Urdu Friendship SMS
Send To Mobile
-
Bas Ye Pucha k
Sardar To Pathan: Tumko Air hostess
ne Thappad Q mara?
.
.
Pathan: Hum Ne Us Saali Se
Bas Ye Pucha k
"Susu karne ki Jagah kahan hai.?"
To
Wo Boli: "Pichhe Hai"
.
Hum ne kaha:
"Pehle to Aage hua karti thi."
Hahhaha
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
Send To Mobile
-
Dhakka chahiye
Aadhi Raat Ko Bohat Tez Barish
ho rahi thi..
.
Achanak Ghar ki Ghanti Baji.
Admi ne Gehri neend se uth kar
darwaza khola..
.
Darwaze par Pappu khara tha..
Pappu: "Plz Aap Dhakka laga dengay?"
.
Aadmi neend me tha is liye
mana kar ke andar aa gaya..
Lekin phir usse Afsos Hua
K Us Bechary Ki Barish me
Help Kerna Chahiye Thi..
.
Woh Utha, Darwaza Khola
aur Aawaaz lagai:
"Kiya Tumhe ab Bhi Dhakka chahiye.?"
.
Awaaz aayi: "HAAN"
.
Aadmi: "Theek hai, Lekin Tum ho Kahan.?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu Bola: "YAHAN GARDEN
ME JHOOLE PAR.. ;-) :-D
Hahhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
Send To Mobile