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Pathan: Kal Hum 18 Log Movie Dekhny Gaye.
Bohat Maza Aya.

Sardar: Tum Itny Sary Log Q Gaye?
Koi Pareshani To Nahi Hui??

Pathan: Haan Yara, 18 Logon Ko
Le Jany Me Thori Pareshani To Hui,
5 Aadmi To Ja Bhi Nahi Rahy Thy,
Un ko Hum Zabardasti Le Ker Gaya..

Sardar: Zabardasti Q.??

Pathan: QK Cinema K Bahar Likha Tha,
"Below 18 Was Not Allowed.." ;-)

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