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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Experiance
Interviewer:
Aap Ko Kitny Saalon Ka Tajurba Hai??
Pathan:
Yara Hamara Bara Dil Kerta
Hai K Hum Saalon Per Bhi TRY Karen
Magar Hamara Koi Sala Hi Nahi Hai,
Albatta
Hum Ko 2 Saaliyon Ka Tajurba Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Churail Ka Saya
Peer Baba To Pathan:
Beta Tumhary Ghar Per
Churail Ka Saya Hai..
Pathan:
Hum Tumhara Pait Phaar Dega
Agar Ab Tum Ny Hamara Bivi K
Baray Me Aisa Kaha To.. :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Joke
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Lambi Lambi Saansen Le Raha Tha To..
To Kiya..??
Kiya Ab Wo Saansen Bhi Na Le.?
Tum Log Bhi Na..!
Her Baat Me Joke Chahiye Hota Hai..
Jaan Le Lo Pathan Ki.. :-p :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Pathan Ki Bivi Behosh
Pathan Ki Bivi Behosh Ho Gai..
Doctor Ny Kaha K Wo Mar Gai Hai.
Jab Usay Dafnany Lagy To Wo Uth Gai Aur Boli:
Khan Saab Me Zinda Hun.
Pathan: Gul Bano Tum Chup Raho,
Tum Kiya Doctor Se Ziyada Janti Ho.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Sab Se Nalaik
Pathan: Beta Tumhare School Me Sab Se Nalaik Kon Hai??
Beta: Abba Hanara Teacher Bohat Nalaik Hai.
Pathan: Kese??
Beta: Kal Unhon Ny Kaha 6+4=10
Aur Aaj Kaha 9+2=10
Un Ko Khud Sahi Se Nahi Pata Hai.
Pathan Agly Din Bete Se:
Beta Tumhare Principal Ko Bhi Kuch Nahi Ata
Aaj Me Teacher Ki Shikayat Kerny Gaya To
Wo Kehny Lagy 5+5=10 Hota Hai. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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4 Gear
Pathan Ki Maa:
Lalay Tujhay Yahan Se
Dusry Shehar Janay Me 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Me 3 Din Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se.
Pathan: Maa Ye Car Banany Wale Bhi
Pagal Hen Janay K Liye 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. :-( :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Sadqa
Pathan Ek Baba Ji K Pass Gaya..
Pathan: Baba Ji Hum Bohat Pareshan Hai,
Hum Jab Naswar Nahi Khata To Hum Ko
1 Ke 4,4 Dikhty Hen,
Aur Jab Naswar Kha Leta Hai To
1 Ke 2,2 Dikhai Detey Hen.
Baba Ji: Tumhara Kaam Ho Jaye Ga Bacha,
Bas Kuch Paise Lagen Gy.
Pathan: Kitny Paise??
Baba Ji: Kuch Ziyada Nahi,
Bas Jo Ek Lakh Chobis Hazar Peghamber Hen
Un K Naam Ka Sirf Ek Ek Rupya Sadqa De Do.
Pathan Masumiyat Se:
Theek Hai Baba Ji
Aap Ek Ek Naam Bolty Jao
Hum Sadqa Deta Jaye Ga.. :-)
Baba Ji Shocked
Pathan Rocked.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Yaad Hai
Police:
Jis Car Se Tumhari Takkar Hui,
Us Ka Colour Aur No. Yaad Hai??
Pathan:
Wo To Yaad Nahi,
Magar Chalany Wali Madam Ki
Kameez K Dono Button Khuly Huwe Thy.. :-)
Hhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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LOL
A Pathan thought 'LOL' meant
"Lots of Love"..
So
He sent this text to
His Girlfriend,
,
"You are Only Girl of
My Life ..LOL". :-D
Hhahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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