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Car painting



Pathan: Yara, Teri car purani dikh rahi hai,
Ise painting karwado.
.
Sardar: Me bhi yehi soch raha tha.

Pathan: Chal paas me ek Furnishing shop hai, wahan le chal.

Sardar: P?agal ho gaya hai kya,
furnishing shop me Car painting kon karega.

Pathan: Karega na.

Sardar: Kon??

Pathan: Carpenter.. ;-)

Hahahahah.. :-D



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