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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Ghalat kaam nahi krna
    Pathan ki shadi hui, Woh shadi ki raat ko biwi se door ja kar beth gaya.


    Biwi: Kya hua jee?


    Pathan: Maine qasam khai thi k Shadi k baad koi Ghalat kaam nahi karoga.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Bank lootnay
    2 Pathan Bank lootnay gaye,

    Par Gun bhool gaye.

    Phir bhi Bank loot liye.


    Kese?




    Bank Manager bhi Pathan tha,

    Bola: Kal yaad se aa kar Gun dikha jana. :)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan in Photo Studio
    Pathan Photo Studio main Gaya,
    Us ne ek baat kahi jisay sun kar Photographer Pagal ho gaya.


    Pathan: Oh yara!!! Ek Passport size photo lena par us main Shoes bhi aana chahiyen.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Arabi toilet me
    1 Arabi toilet me mobile pr baat kr k bahar aya.

    to pathan ne use bohat mara.

    Logo ne waja puchi

    Pathan: Ye sala toilet main TILAWAT kr rha tha.


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • Cable ka Channel
    Molana sahab jumma k khutbe mai:

    Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharab aa rahy hain.


    Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain.
    Aap apna wire check karwao. :P


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar
    1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

    Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

    Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

    Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain.


    Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Pathans Accident mai
    2 Pathans Accident mai mar gye,
    Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho?

    Bolay Muslman..

    1 se Pocha Naam Kia Hai?

    Bola Ikhlas Frishty Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas Sunao Usne jaldi se suna Di or Bach Gya.

    Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha Wo Preshan Ho Kr Bola:

    Naam To Yaseen Hai Magr PYAR Se Sab KOSAR Kehty Hain.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan School main
    Pathan School main hans raha tha:
    1 Larka bola: Chup kar jao.

    Pathan: Kyon? Aur tum kon ho?

    Larka: Main Monitor hon.


    Pathan: Main CPU hon. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Teri Qismat
    Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:

    Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?

    Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.

    Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan apni Parrosan se
    Pathan apni Parrosan se: Mrs Thakur! Mai ne Aap se kaha tha k apne betay ko meri naqlien utarne se mana krien!

    Kya usay mana kia?


    Parrosan: Yes! Main ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia kro.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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