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2 Pathans Accident mai



2 Pathans Accident mai mar gye,
Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho?

Bolay Muslman..

1 se Pocha Naam Kia Hai?

Bola Ikhlas Frishty Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas Sunao Usne jaldi se suna Di or Bach Gya.

Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha Wo Preshan Ho Kr Bola:

Naam To Yaseen Hai Magr PYAR Se Sab KOSAR Kehty Hain.



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