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Teri Qismat



Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:

Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?

Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.

Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.



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