1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar
1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.
Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?
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