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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Dunia main agar
    Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey????





    Pathan: Mom-Batti jala k.


  By: gulwashey   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan and Truck
    Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

    Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.


    Hr baar lgta hy
    jese khana kharab
    wapas krne ayaa hy.


  By: Saad   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan by mistake
    Pathan by mistake goes into ladies toilet:

    All ladies suddenly stand up!

    Pathan: IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI......

    BETHO BETHO


  By: Aurang Zaib   Send To Mobile
  • Masjid k liye chanda
    Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
    1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga.

    Dosra: Me tube lgva donga.

    Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lagva donga!


  By: Urdu Laughter   Send To Mobile
  • Tight sa HUG
    Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


    Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

    Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..;)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • I Don't Hv gud words
    I Don't Hv gud words.

    I Don't Hv gud sentences.

    I Don't Hv nice Phrases.

    What I Can write is some simple wishes 4 d day. .
    Gud morning hv a nice day.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki girlfriend
    Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

    "I Miss U"



    Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

    "I Student U"


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhey 1 problem hay
    Pathan 2 doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
    DR:Kia?

    Pathan: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
    Dr: Aisa kub hota hay?
    Pathan: Phone kartay waqt.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan pizza hut gya
    Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
    la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

    O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Allah K Naam Py
    Pathan Ne "KFC" Phone Kiya:

    Hello Kfc!!
    1 Zinger Burger!
    1 Spicy Rice!
    1 Frech Frize!

    Bhej Do!


    KFC:
    G Kis K Naam Pe?


    KHAN:
    Allah K Naam Py.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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