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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Tota bola
    Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.

    Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?


    Tota bola PATHAN.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Darakht Par Charh
    Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.

    Friend: Wo Kaisy?

    Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoos Pathan
    Height of kanjoosi

    Pathan k pass
    Mobile hai+Balance hai

    Pathan 2 Major Rohail: Yaar apna to mobile dekhana
    Tere bhabi ko "I LOVE U" ka msg send krna hy.


  By: Butter Scotch   Send To Mobile
  • Abba ye achi bat nahi
    Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.

    Abba: Kyon?



    Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
    Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.


  By: Shah Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Propose karo
    Larki 2 Pathan Boyfriend: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko na kya ho.

    Pathan: Kamini zaleel I love U, mujhse shadi kr k mujhay tabah karde kambakhat. ;-)


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan dukandar se:
    Pathan dukandar se:
    Ek asli 7up do.

    7up peeney k baad,

    Pathan ne 6 dakaar mare aur 1 paad mara.

    Dukandar se bola,

    Yeh naqli hy,
    7up nhe,
    6up,
    1 down hy.


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  • Chutti Wale Din
    Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?


    Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • KHAn SAB platform par
    Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

    Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di

    Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?

    Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.


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  • Ek pathan aasman par
    Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha

    Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?



    2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • PATHAN Scientist ka Tajarba
    PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha:

    Urr Ja

    Makkhi Nahi Urri

    PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi

    Sun Nahi Sakti.


  By: Vicky Baba   Send To Mobile
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