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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Ek admi Coffee Shop pr
    Ek admi Coffee Shop pr gaya aur coffee ka order diya.

    Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.

    Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya.

    Pathan Admi: Ye kya! Meri coffee kahan hai?

    Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai.


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • Will u don’t like?
    Insurance Agent: Khan sahib! Will u don’t like that ur wife & children get 10000000
    At a time..


    Khan(smiled): I’ll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
    You or ur wife?


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Question to pathan
    Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?

    Pathan: Liquid state.

    Audience: clapped.


    Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience, All were pathans.


  By: SMS Reseller   Send To Mobile
  • Ek phatan ko hotle mai
    Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di.

    Sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai.

    Malik guse se bola: Hudd haraam ho tum.

    Phatan: Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht chhota thaa.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Pathan dosre se
    1 Pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?

    Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati.

    Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha....


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Phatan chhat pe
    2 Pathan chhat pe so rhe the.

    Ek dosre se bola: yar maachis kahaan hai?




    2nd: Teeli jala k daikh lo.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Kya tumhare mobile main
    Pathan: Kya tumhare mobile main paise hain?


    Admi: Haan hain.



    Pathan: To 2 "Chai" hi mangwa lo.


  By: SMS Reseller   Send To Mobile
  • MR.BEAN Went To
    MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To
    Check If He Is Still The Bigges
    Comedian On Earth Or Not,



    But He Came Out Angrily Shouting Who Are That Pathans.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • AGARBATTI ka jumla
    Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.




    Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • In Maths Paper
    In Maths Paper Every 1 Was Writing But Pathan Was Continuously Dancing!

    Why?

    Bcoz

    Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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