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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan per Jin
    Ek pathan ko Jin charh gaya

    3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola:


    Aalim sahab ! mujhe bahar nikalo,warna mein naswaar ki boo se mar jaonga....!!!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Qarardad-e-Pakistan
    Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,

    Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??

    Q?


    Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
    PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?


  By: MEKAAL ANSARI   Send To Mobile
  • Gadhy ki laat
    1 Pathan ko gadhy ny laat mari
    Usy gussa aa gaya

    Wo utha or gadhy ko 2-3 laten mar kar bola:
    "Tu kia samhajta hai, Main tujh sy kam hon...?"


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Women's Day
    Women's day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
    "Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?"

    Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Mehnat Karo Gay To
    Teacher Mehnat Karo Gay Tou Kuch Bano Gay.

    Pathan Student: Teacher! Hamra
    Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai.

    Magar Wo Kuch Nahe Bana...


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan 1 Baalti main
    Pathan 1 Baalti main Paani le kar ja kara tha k Baarish shuru ho gai:
    Aur Barish ka Pani balti main chala gaya.

    Pathan: Aby yaar sara Paani geela ho gaya.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Akhbar aur Radio
    Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?

    Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.


  By: HAMMAD   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne bank se
    Pathan ne bank se car li
    Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

    Bank waley car ley gaye,
    Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
    Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.


  By: gulwashey   Send To Mobile
  • Lukhnowi Nawab and Pathan
    A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:

    Nawab: Janab kya me ap ko 1 takleef de sakta hoon?


    Pathan: O Kaminay takleef dekar to dikha, dekh teri kese watt lagata hon.


  By: gulwashey   Send To Mobile
  • susu in train
    Phatan train me su su kr k aya


    BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?

    Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy
    “Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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