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Raat Main Sooraj



Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?




2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga... :-)



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