Pathan at Mobile Shop
Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?
Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?
Pathan: Kaun sa card?
Shopkeeper: Memory card.
Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.
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