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Pathan at Mobile Shop



Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?

Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?

Pathan: Kaun sa card?
Shopkeeper: Memory card.

Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.



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