Baap Ka Doodh
2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:
1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh.
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