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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye
    Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

    Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


    Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na. :-)


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  • Station Jany k Paise
    Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

    Ricksha Wala: 50

    Pathan: 20 Lelo

    Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

    Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega. :-)


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  • Pathan ne 2 Wazu Kiye
    Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


    Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



    Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega. :-)


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  • Pathan Was Trying Again
    Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

    Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


    Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?


    Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)


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  • Pathan was Weeping
    Pathan was Weeping:

    Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


    Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

    Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


    Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha. :-)


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  • Pathan Puts His Hand
    Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
    While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


    She smiles and said: You can go Further.

    And



    Pathan Drives to Multan. :-)


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  • Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho
    1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


    Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



    Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

    TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

    Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)


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  • Pathan's Favorite Song
    Once a Pathan was Asked:
    "Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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    Khan Sahab Replied:
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    "Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti." ;-)


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  • Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain
    During The Match,
    Batsman LBW Hua:

    1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
    Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


    Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. :-)


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  • Interview of Pathan
    Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

    Sindhi se:

    Q: Taleem
    A: B.A

    Q: Pakistan kab bana?
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

    Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


    Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


    Pathan se:

    Q: Naam?
    A: B.A

    Q: Kab Paida huwe?
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

    Q: Baap ka Naam?
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. :-)


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