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This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages. Send these cute anniversary sms messages, anniversary sayings, anniversary greetings, wedding sms, husband and wife jokes and sms messages, wedding greetings, marriage sms to your loved ones. You can also submit marriage jokes here.

Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Wives are Like Daal Chawal
    Girlfriends are like "Gol Gappay" always Tasty.

    Lovers are like "Pizzas" Hot n Spicy.

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    Wives are Like "Daal Chawal"

    No Other Option, But Good For Health. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho
    Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?

    Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.

    Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge?

    Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai,

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    Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Husband's Best Friend
    Woman on Date with Husband's Best Friend:

    Phone Rings...

    Woman: Yes? Ok, Fine, Bye!

    Turns To Her Lover and Laughs: My Husband said that He is Playing Golf With You! :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Joota Chhupane Ki Rasam
    Shaadi Wale Din Joota Chhupaney Ki Rasam Kyon Hoti Hai?

    Socho.


    Aur


    Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai K

    Ab Bhi Waqt Hai

    Nangey Paaon Bhag Jao. :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Liver and Kidney
    Husband & Wife are Like Liver and Kidney.

    Husband is the Liver & Wife the Kidney.

    If the Liver Fails, the Kidney Fails.

    If the Kidney Fails, the Liver manages with other Kidney.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Kaash Aap SMS Hotay
    Wife: Kaash Aap SMS Hotay,
    Main Aapko Save Kar Leti.

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    Husband: Kaash Tum Ringtone Hotin,
    Main Her Hafte Change Karta. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Name Slipped Off Mind
    A Person Went to his Neighbour,
    Where an Old Couple Lives.

    He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still call her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc.


    Man to the Old Man: It's sweet ... After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names.

    The Old Man replied (Whispering): Her Name had Slipped off My Mind 10 Years Ago

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    I am Very Scared to Ask What It Is. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Ki Farmaishon Se Tang
    Husband Wife Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aa Khudkushi Karny Chala.

    Wife: Kahan Chalay?


    Husband: Khudhkushi Karne.

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    Wife: Black Sarri To Dilatay Jao Tumhary Soag Main Pehnu Gi. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Happiness Comes & Goes
    A Man Was Asked To Explain This Saying:

    Sorrow is Our Constant Companion,
    Happiness Comes & Goes.



    Man Said:

    My Wife is Always With Me.

    Her Friends Comes & Goes. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Kaali Mata Lagti Ho
    Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hoti to Waha K Log Zaror Tumhari Pooja Karty.

    Wife: Kya Mai Husan Ki Devi Jesi Lagti Hon?

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    Husband: Nahi Yaar!

    Kaali Mata Lagti Ho. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
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