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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • A Woman was Kidnapped
    A Woman was Kidnapped,

    The Kidnapper Sent a Piece of her Finger to her Husband & Demanded money.

    Husband Replied :

    .
    .
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    I want More Proof. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • That Was THE DEAL
    Man to a Friend: I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and
    She didn't Speak to Me for a Month.

    Friend: Why? That's very Foolish of Her.

    Man: Well that Was THE DEAL.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Aye Kash Wo Raat
    Aye Kash Wo Raat Jaldi Sey Aaye

    Jab woh Apani Unglio Sey Mere Baalon Ko Sehlaye......

    Main Dheere Dheere Juda Karo Libas Uske Jisam Sey......

    Or Woh Madhoshi Mein Mujh Sey Lipat Jaye......

    Main Choomo Uske Jisam Ko Kuch Is Taraha......

    Kay Bekhudi Mein Uski Aah Nikal Jaye......

    Mere Jaltein Hont Jab Milein Uske Honton Sey......

    Mere Dehekte Jisam Mein HalChal C Mach Jaye......

    Main Usey Raat Bhar Itna Pyaar Karoo......

    K Uske Jisam Ka Ek Ek Ang Jhoom Jaye......

    AYE KASHWOH RAAT JALDI SEY AAYE.....

    Jab Woh Mujhe Apney Seene Pe Sulaye


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Smells in Bedroom Marriage
    Type of Smells in Bedroom After Marriage:


    1st 3 months:
    Perfume & Flowers


    After 3 Years:
    Baby Powder, Cream, Lotion.


    After 30 Years:
    Vicks, Tiger Baam, Medicines. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Single Mistake Ruins Life
    How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life.

    Husband Went to Europe...
    And Sent SMS to his Wife.

    "I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were "HER" (HERE). :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Husband vs Gadha
    Difference Between Husband & Gadha.


    Ans:Husband Gadha Ban Sakta Hai.

    But

    Gadha Itna Bhi Gadha Nahi Hota Hai K Husband Ban Jaye. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife
    Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:

    1)Economist in Kitchen
    2)Artist in Home
    3)Devil in Love.

    But they Get:
    1)Artist in Kitchen
    2)Devil in Home
    3)Economist in Love.


  By: Coupon n Coupons   Send To Mobile
  • JAAN Koi Shair Kehdo
    Bivi: Shadi Se pehle To Tum Mujh Per Barre Shair Kehte They.

    Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hai.

    Bivi: Phir Bhi JAAN Koi Shair Kehdo.

    Husband: Lo Suno!

    Jane Jigar Janeman
    90 Kilo Tera Wazan

    Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par
    Mar Jaonga Mai Sanam. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Ziyada Khushi Jaan Leti Hai
    Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

    Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.

    Wife: Kyon?

    Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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