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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Happy Anniversary Wish
    Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • During Marriage Ceremony
    During Marriage Ceremony why is the Bridegroom is made to sit on the
    horse?

    Because He is given his last chance to run away.


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • Days After Marriage
    If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?



    Ans: The Days After Marriage.


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • Chewing Gum and Begum
    What is the Similarity between Chewing gum and Begum?

    Answer: Both are Sweet in beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end....


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Talent = Wife
    First of all you've got to have talent for Success
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    And then you've got to marry her. :-)


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • Man is Happy
    "Call no man unhappy until he is married."

    ~Socrates


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • On 20th Anniversary
    On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought.
    Wife asks: What r u Thinking?
    Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

    Wife: Yes
    Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either Merry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
    Wife smiles. Yes.

    Husband: Ahhhh! I would've been free today...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • REDUCE Alcohol Consumption
    One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

    Before Marriage: Drink whenever you are SAD.

    After Marriage: Drink whenever you are HAPPY.


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • What Do You Call A Wife
    What Do You Call A Wife:
    Who Is Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never Jealous And A Great Cook?

    ANSWER : A Rumour!


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • I Was A Fool
    After A Quarrel:

    A Husband Said To His Wife: You Know! I Was A Fool When I Married You.


    She Replied: "Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love & Didn't Notice."


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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