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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Wife Lost Her Voice
    Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

    What should I do to help her to Get it back?









    Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Bachelor v/s Married
    Why is a Bachelor Skinny and a Married man Fat?


    -The Bachelor comes Home,

    Takes one look at what's in the Refrigerator,

    And goes to Bed.


    -The Married man comes Home,

    Takes one look at What's in the Bed

    And goes to Refrigerator!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Chapters of Taj Mahal
    This Poem is Called TAJ MAHAL.
    It has 3 Chapters.

    As BACHELOR:
    Taqdir Hai Magar Qismat nahi Khulti
    Taj Mahal Banana Chahta Hon
    Magar Mumtaz Nahi MILTI.

    As LOVER:
    Taqdir hai Magar Qismat Nahi Khulti
    Mumtaz Mil Gai Hai
    Magar Shadi Nahi KARTI.

    As MARRIED:
    Taqdeer hai Magar Qismat Nahi Khulti
    Taj Mahal Banana Chahta Hon
    Magar Mumtaz Nahi MARTI. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Wife and a Terrorist?
    What is the Difference Between a Wife and a Terrorist?

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    At least...

    "You can Negotiate with the Terrorist" :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • What is Hypnotize?
    Husband: Hypnotize Karna Kya Hota Hai?

    Wife: Kisi ko Apne Control Mai Kar k Apni Marzi ka Kaam Karwana.

    Husband: Chal Jhooti

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    Usey to Shaadi Kehte Hain.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Liabilities and Assets
    Do You know Why in a Couple's Photo,
    Man is on the Right Side & Woman on Left?

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    Coz We have Learned from Accounts
    Liabilities Are on Left Side and Assets on Right!


  By: Wajahat Karim   Send To Mobile
  • Roz Roz ki Farmaishen
    Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
    Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

    Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

    Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
    Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • How to choose a Wife
    Nobody teaches
    Volcanoes to erupt,
    Tsunamis to devastate,
    Hurricanes to sway around
    &
    no one teaches
    How to choose a Wife,

    NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Diff b/w Friend & Wife
    Difference Between Friend & Wife

    You can Tell Your Friend
    "You are my Best Friend"

    But

    Do you have courage tell to your Wife
    "You are my Best Wife?"


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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