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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Why did You Have to Die
    A Man was crying over a Grave and Repeating,
    Why did you have to die?

    Another man approached him and said,
    Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief
    but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
    Your child?
    Your parent?

    The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
    then replied,
    My Wife's first husband. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • GADHO Per Research
    Wife: Maine "GADHO" Par Research Ki Hai,

    Woh Apni "GADHI" ke siwa kisi or "GADHI" ko Dekhta Tak Nahi!

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    HUSBAND: Isi Liye To Usay "GADHA" Kehte Hain. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do
    Old Wife: Khirki Pe Parda Lagwa Do.

    Naya Parrosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai.


    Husband:
    Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do.

    Phir Woh Khud He Parday Lagwa Le ga. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Husn Ki Dewi Jesi Lagti Hon?
    Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hotin To Woh Log Zaroor Tumhari Puja Kartay.

    Wife: Kya Main Husn Ki Dewi Jesi Lagti Hon?

    Husband: Nahi.

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    GAAYE Jesi Lagti Ho. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Marriage is Like a Public Toilet
    Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:

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    Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In

    And

    Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai
    1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
    Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.


    2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?


    1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata
    Wife To Husband: Tumhain Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.

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    Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachay Internet Se Download Kiye Hain? :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Wife Jokes
    Ek Aadmi Ghabraya Howa Police Station Aaya Or Inspector Se Bola:

    Mujhay Gariftaar Kar Lo, Maine Apni Bivi K Sir Per Laathi Maari Hai.


    Inspector: Kya Wo Marr Gai Hai?

    Aadmi: Nahi! Balke Wahi Laathi Liye Meray Pechay Aa Rahi Hai. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Shaadi 20th Anniversary
    Shaadi 20th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch me Tha:

    Wife: Kya Soch rahe ho?

    Husband: Kya Tumhain Yaad hai k Jab Tmhare Dad Ne Humai Date Pe pakra tha?

    Wife: Yes

    Husband: Aur Mjhe Gun Point pe Kaha Tha k Meri Beti se Shaadi Karo ya 20yrs k lye Jail jao.

    Wife: Smiled!. Yes

    Husband: AAAHHH! ... Aaj k din azaad hojata! :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Diamond To Speak Nothing
    Man to a Friend: I Gifted My Wife a Diamond Necklace and She didn't Speak to Me For a Month.


    Friend: Why! That's very Foolish of Her.


    Man: Well, That Was the Deal. :-P


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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