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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Mere Liye Kyon Paan Le Rahy Ho?
    Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
    Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

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    Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon :-)


  By: FARHAT FARHEEN   Send To Mobile
  • How To Choose A Wife
    Nobody Teaches

    Volcanoes to Erupt,

    Tsunamis to Devastate,

    Hurricanes to Sway Around

    &

    No One Teaches

    How To Choose A Wife,

    NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Tyres of a Vehicle
    HUSBAND and WIFE are Like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle:

    If 1 Punctures,
    The vehicle Can't Move Further.



    Moral:
    Always Keep a SPARE TYRE. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Sides Of A Coin
    After Marriage Husband & Wife Become 2 Sides Of A Coin.

    They Just Can Not Face Each Other,

    But

    Still They Stay Together. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Situation Before Marriage
    Situation Before Marriage:

    Rose Are Red
    Sky Is Blue
    I Love 1, That Is You...

    After Marriage:

    Roses Are Dead I Have Flu,
    Don't Come Near,
    Parray Marr Tu. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon
    Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
    Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


    Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


    Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Which Food Causes Suffering
    A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It?


    After a Long Silence,


    An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake. :-)


  By: Wajahat Karim   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy DIVORCE Chahiye
    Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhy DIVORCE Chahiye,

    Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki....

    Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

    Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • 16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main
    Passenger to Bus Driver: Tum Kitne Ghantay BUS main Rehte Ho?

    Bus Driver: 24 Ghantay.

    Pessenger Hairani Se: Woh Kaise?


    Driver: 8 Ghantay is BUS Main.

    Aur

    16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main. :-)


  By: Wajahat Karim   Send To Mobile
  • Kaash Aap Message Hote
    Wife: Janu, Kaash Aap Message Hote,
    Main Aapko Save Karti,
    Jab Chahy Parhti.



    Husband: Kanjus! Save He Kar K Rakhti
    Ya Apni Kisi Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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