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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Diff b/w Poetry & Lecture
    Difference Between POETRY & LECTURE


    Any Word Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"

    &

    Anything Said By Wife Is "Lecture"


  By: Ali Abbas   Send To Mobile
  • Missing Everything in Life
    Shakespeare Said : "If you don't have a Wife,
    You are missing Something in your Life.

    .

    But

    .

    If You Have A Wife,
    You are Missing Everything in Life. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • I was Fool When Married
    After a Quarrel,
    A wife said to her Husband: You Know,
    I was a Fool When I Married You.




    The husband replied: Yes Dear,
    But I was in Love And didn't Notice. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Wife v/s Usama Bin-Laden?
    What is the Similarity Between a Beautiful,

    Educated, Wise, Decent, Loving, Caring Wife and Usama Bin-Laden?




    Ans: Both Cannot be Found.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Waday Waday Sirf Waday
    Wife: Ab Ki Baar Tumhi Phir Job na Mili To Main Maikey Chali Jaaon Gi.


    Husband: Thandi Aaah Bhar K Bola Wady Wady Sirf Wady,



    Bahir Bhi Wadey Ghar Pe Bhi Sirf Wadey. :-)


  By: faheem   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Ne Pani Manga
    Ek Raat Husband Ne Wife Se Pani Maanga or So Gaya:

    Bivi Sari Raat Khari rahi Subha Hoi.


    Husband: Tum Sari Raat Yahan Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chahye.

    Wife: Gussy se Talaq. :-)


  By: faheem   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Hand Into Bag of Snakes
    Marriage is like Putting your Hand

    Into a Bag of Snakes in the

    Hope of Pulling out an Eel."


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Divorce and Legal Separation
    The Difference Between Divorce and Legal Separation:


    Is that Legal Separation gives a Husband time to Hide His Money.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Car wasn't Running Well
    My Wife Told me the Car wasn't Running Well,

    Because there was Water in the Carburetor.

    I asked Where the car was,

    She Told Me,

    "In the Lake." :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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