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Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho



Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?

Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.

Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge?

Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai,

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Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. :-)



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