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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Itna Lamba Jasahan
    Wife: Woh Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahey ho?
    Maine usey 10 Saal Pehle Shaadi k Liye Inkaar Kya Tha.

    Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.





    Husband: WAH! Itna Lamba Jasahan. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Make a Man Millionaire
    Husband: Can a Women Make a Man Millionaire?






    Wife: Yes! If He is a Billionaire...! :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Brave and Adventurous Men
    There are many Brave men who are Adventurous and are never afraid to fight.





    Some Joined Army, others Got Married. :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • True Facts About Marriage
    Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:

    Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
    A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.

    Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
    A. Shadi k Din.

    Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
    A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.

    Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
    A. Shadi. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Is A Big Trouble
    Why does a man keeps his Wife's Photo in Pocket?


    Because

    Whenever he is in Trouble,
    He looks at the Photo
    &
    Thinks..


    If I can face This then, I can Face Anything. :-D


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Bechara Mard
    Bechara Mard:

    Mard agar Aurat par Hath uthai to Zalim,
    Agar aurat se Pit jaye to Buzdil,

    Aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
    Peeche chale to Zan Mureed,

    Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke larray to Shakki,
    Agar kuch na kahe to Beghairat,

    Agar Ghar se bahar rahey to Awara,
    Ghar mein rahe to Nakara,

    Bachon ko Dantay to Jabir,
    Na Dantay to Laparwah,

    Aurat ko kam se Rokay to daqianoos,
    Na Rokay to Aurat ki Kamai Khanay wala.


    Haaye Mard Bechara jaye tu jaye kahan???


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata
    Wife to Husband: Tumhaon Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.

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    Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamlay se Nikle hain? :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Cut my hair Short
    Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.

    Barber: How short you would like to?

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    Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them... :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Kisi ki Yaad Aaye
    Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo

    Zyada aaye - SMS karo

    Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo

    Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO

    Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo

    Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.

    PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Need a Ladies Suit
    A Man Goes to a Shop: "I Need a Ladies Suit..."

    Shopkeeper: "Sir! Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon???" :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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