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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Start Wearing Earrings
    A Man meets a Friend After a Long Time.
    And Notices He is Wearing an Earrings.

    "When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"


    Friend: Ever Since my Wife Found one in My Car!


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Marriage and 11:59 PM
    What is the Similarity Between Marriage and 11:59 PM ?

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    Think Again

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    Ans:

    Dono k Baad

    Din Badal Jaate Hain. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Shadi Krna Chahte Hain?
    Kia Aap Shadi Karna Chahte Hain?
    Pehle Zara Ye Parh Lain!

    1. Police Man:
    Sub Mujhse Darte hain Aur Main Apni BV Se.

    2. Mochi:
    Main jutey ki Murammat karta Hon Aur BV Meri.

    3. Teacher:
    Main Class Main Musalsal Bolta Hon aur Ghar Main Sirf BV ki Sunta hon.

    4. Officer:
    Main office Main Afsar Hon Ghar main to Adna sa Mulazim hon.

    5. Judge:
    Main Court main Insaf karta Hon or Ghar main BV se Insaf ki Bheek Mangta hon.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • When Two Couple Come
    A Psychological Survey Report..

    When Two Couple Come Face to Face:

    Wives look at Each Others Dresses

    And

    Husbands Look at Each others Wives. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Abi to larki parh rahi hai
    Larkay walay: Hum ko larki pasand hai shaadi kab karni hai?

    Larki walay: Abi to larki parh rahi hai!

    Larkay walay: Humara beta konsa bacha hai jo kitabain phaar dega :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Arrange v/s Love Marriage
    Arrange Marriage:

    5,00,000 Shadi Par.

    1,00,000 Haq Meher.
    Aur
    Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

    Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

    Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

    1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

    Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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    Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



    Love Marriage:

    Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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    A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

    Invest at Your Own Risk.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Kitna Baybas Hai Insaan
    Kitna Baybas Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagy.

    Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeeqat K Aagy.

    Jisne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Dunya Main.

    Woh Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagy.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Sucking Stomach
    Wife Sees,

    Husband Sucking Stomach on Weight Scale.


    Wife: I Don't Think That is Going To Help.

    Husband: Sure it Will,

    "Its The Only Way I Can See The Numbers." :-)


  By: SMS Dude   Send To Mobile
  • Chiragh Le Kr Bhi Dhondogy
    Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

    Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



    Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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    Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor ne Jawab De Dya Hai
    After Checkup, Dr. said to Wife:

    "Your Husband is Suffering from a Very Severe Disease.
    If you don't do the following, he'll die.

    Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him.

    If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

    On the Way Home, the Husband Asked:

    "What did the Dr. say?

    She said:

    "Doctor ne Jawab De Dya Hai" :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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