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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Husband was Crying
    Husband crying in Front of TV:

    Wife: Which serial you are watching?

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    Husband: Its not a Serial. Its our marriage CD.


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Man On Death Bed
    Man On Death Bed Confesses to his Wife: I had an Affair with your Sister, Your Best Friend and The Maid.


    Wife: I know Darling...


    Now Relax and Let the Poison Work. :-)


  By: Wajahat Karim   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Hameshan Hansta Rahy
    Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
    "HANS MUKH"
    Kehtay Hain.


    Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
    "HUSBAND"
    Kehtay Hain..


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Yoga's Effect on Drinking
    Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?


    Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Founding Brick
    Marriage is foundation brick of
    Life long relationship
    LOVE is to lay good foundation
    Upon which a strong relationship
    Can be built
    Happy Wedding.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • U R Realy Brave
    In Court Judge Said to Women:

    U R Realy Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe

    Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera shohar ghar dair se aaya hai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Banaya Hua Halwa
    Biwi Shohar Sy: Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya Bachy To 3 Palaiten kha Chuky Han?

    Andar Sy Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gai Hai.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Its the time 2 disco
    Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?

    Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco, 

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    Kon dhondega tjhko,,
    Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Why do couples hold hands?
    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

    It's a formality just like two boxers
    shaking hands before the fight begins!


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Jab main gana gaati hon
    Wife: Jab main gana gaati hon to aap bahar kyon chaly jaty hain??


    Husband: Takay bahar waly ye na samjhen k main tumhara gala daba raha hon.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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