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Kaali Mata Lagti Ho



Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hoti to Waha K Log Zaror Tumhari Pooja Karty.

Wife: Kya Mai Husan Ki Devi Jesi Lagti Hon?

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Husband: Nahi Yaar!

Kaali Mata Lagti Ho. :-)



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