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Math's Tragic Love Stories
Math Tells Us Three of the Tragic Love Stories.
Tangent Lines Who had one Chance to Meet and then Parted Forever.
Parallel Lines Who were Never Meant to Meet.
And
Asymptotes Who can get Closer and Closer But will Never be Together.
Who Says Maths is Boring? :-)
By:
Fuzail
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Pakistanis R Easy to Identify
Why Pakistanis are Easy to Identify?
1. Everything Cooked in Garlic & Onion
2. Re-use of gift papers.
3. Always arrive at-least 1 hour late to a party
4. Children have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody's house
6. Keep leftover Food in Fridge
7. You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don't use measure cups when Cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.
By:
Ariese Ansari
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A Very Scary Story
IT'S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF YOU ARE DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying. He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON'T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
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MRSP Rs.3O/=
By:
Fuzail
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Characterless Girl
A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor.
A man Caught her on 15th floor and asked, Will you Hug me?
Of course not she replied.
The man Dropped her, She was caught on 10th floor by Another man, He asked, Kiss Me?
No not at all she Replied. He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last chance when a man caught her on 5th floor, She Immediately Spoke:
Ok I will hug and Kiss you.
The man Dropped her saying...
Characterless Girl. :-)
By:
Taha
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Ugliest Baby I've Ever Seen
A Woman Gets on a Bus With her Baby:
The bus Driver says: That's the Ugliest Baby that I've Ever Seen. Ugh!
The Woman goes to the rear of the Bus and Sits down, Fuming.
She says to a man next to her: The Driver just Insulted Me!
The Man says: You go Right Up There and Tell Him Off Go Ahead,
I'll hold your Monkey for You. :-)
By:
Wajahat Karim
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