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Bring My Red Shirt
Soldier to General: Sir! A small enemy group is attacking..
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemies Defeat"
Soldier: Sir why the red shirt?
General: In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would'nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Soldier: Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
General: Hurry up! Bring me My Yellow Trousers....
By:
Rehan
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Technology's Impact
Technology's Impact
Major Rohail's E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
By:
wahabi
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R U in Mood
Anti Misba was sitting on a bench in a park:
Beggar: "Hi Darling! So you are in the mood to have fun with me."
Anti Misba: How dare u.
Beggar: Then what r u doing on my bed?
By:
wahabi
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Lawyer's Fee
Client: Can you tell me what your fees are?
Lawyer: Certainly. I charge 250$ to answer three questions.
Client: That's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes, now what's your final question?
By:
IrfAnwar
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Reliable Parachute
Man buying parachute to salesman in sport shop:Are you really sure that this parachute is reliable?
Salesman: Of course sir! But if it fails to open, you can always exchange it for another one.
By:
IrfAnwar
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How To Judge
Manager: I'm afraid the young man we hired last week isn't honest.
Clerk: Oh, you shouldn't judge a person by his Appearance.
Manager:I'm not – I'm judging him by his disappearance.
By:
IrfAnwar
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