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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Stupid Stages Of Life
    3 Stupid Stages Of Life:

    TEENAGE:
    Have Time & Energy But No Money.

    WORKING AGE:
    Have Money & Energy But No Time.

    OLD AGE:
    Have Time & Money But No Energy. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Shortest Love Story
    World's Shortest Love Story
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    He Smiled...
    She Smiled...
    Baby Cried... :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • A Little Boy Wanted Rs.50
    A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
    & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
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    Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
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    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
    they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
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    The Finance Minister was so amused,
    that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
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    The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
    & decided to write a thank you note to God.
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    Which Read:
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    "Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
    However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Dangerous Sleeping Position
    Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.









    Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk... :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Laziness
    Chaudhary to his Adopted son:

    What is the Height of Laziness?



    Son: What more than Adopting a Child.


  By: Devil Dude   Send To Mobile
  • Street Racing
    What does street racing mean?
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    "0" to handicap in 10 Seconds
    Be Smart Speed Kills.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • If Columbus was Married
    If Columbus had been a Married Man, He might have never discovered USA.

    Because He would be asked:

    Where r u going?
    With Whom?
    To discover What?
    When will you be back?


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Government Helps
    The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...








    "I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Before U Judge A Person
    Before You Judge a Person,
    Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




    After That,
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    Who cares?

    He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
    Take them & Run.. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Foreign Country Daughter
    Foreign Country Daughter:

    Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.

    Daddy: Its ok my child.
    But Next time You should invite me.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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