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Welcome Back!
A tourist saw a road sign that read "No through Way. Please Go Another Way."
He looked ahead and saw nothing wrong at all. He decided to go on, thinking the sign was a kind of joke.
After a while he saw a broken bridge and had to turn back. When he came to the sign on the road, he saw these words on its backside: "Welcome to Come Back. You Fool!"
By:
IrfAnwar
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So Many Laws
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u don't know what u r talking about...
By:
Funtoosh
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The Rope and Weather
Boy: What are you doing with that piece of rope?
Old-timer: This is a weather gauge, my son.
Boy: How do you tell the weather with a piece of rope?
Old-timer: It's simple. When it swings back and forth it windy. When it gets wet, it's raining.
By:
IrfAnwar
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I Love LUCKY
Major Rohail: Do you have affair? I heard You saying, you love LUCKY.
Anti Misba: Idiot LUCKY is my
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By:
wahabi
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Guess My Age!
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg... Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.
By:
IrfAnwar
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