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  • What is Globalization
    What is Globalization?
    "Death of Princess Diana"

    An English Princess with Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel in a German car with Dutch Engine driven by a Belgian Driver who had Scottish Whiskey, followed by an Italian Photographer on a Japnese motorcycle, Treated by an American doctor with Brazilian medicines.

    And a Pakistani sending this sms on Hungarian phone with Chinese battery Smuggled from Dubai by an Afghan
    It's Globalization.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Confusions in life
    Confusions in life:

    Why is the word ABBREVIATION too long?

    If a TURTLE loses his shell, is it Naked or Homeless?

    If OLIVE OIL comes from Olive, Where does Baby Oil come from?

    If Con is opposite is Pro, What is opposite of Progress?

    Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean after we use them?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Too Young To Smoke
    Question: What did Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney?

    Answer: You are Too Young To Smoke. B-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • New Admission in School
    In USA:

    Interview 4 New Admission in School.


    Teacher: Who is your Dad?

    His Mom: Please ask simple questions! :-)


  By: Lupoka   Send To Mobile
  • A new Vaccum Salesman
    A new vaccum salesman knockd on the door. A tall lady answerd it.

    B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shit on2 da carpet..

    Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit !"

    Lady:"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?"
    Salesman: "Y madam?"

    Lady:"Coz there is no electricty in da house."

    MORAL: Gather ALL resources b4 working on any project...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • When we Born
    When we born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.

    When we married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

    When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

    What do Women want to be liberated from?


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • To Hear what is Unspoken
    To Hear what is Unspoken,

    To See what is Unseen,

    To Feel without ever Touching,

    is a Disease called


    SCHIZOPHRENIA

    and People think its love, How Stupid. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Kissing Pics of New BF
    Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me
    & sent me the Kissing pics of her with her new Bf.
    Frnd: Oh! Its too bad.

    Boy: Yaah I know that's Why I sent those pics to her Dad.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Dieting
    Height Of Balance-Diet

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    Order Double Cheese Burgers

    Large Fries

    And

    A Diet Coke ..


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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