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• Politicians Underwear Nahi Pahantay
  Nawaz Sharif Samait
  
  99% Pakistani Politicians Underwear Nahi Pahantay.
  
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  Nargis Leaks. :-)


  Category: Current Affairs SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Pilaana Farz Tha To
  Pilaana Farz Tha To Kuch Bhi Pila Diya Hota
  Sharaab Kam Tha to Paani Mila Diya Hota
  Agar Zuban pe Sharm-o-Haya Ka Pehra Tha
  To Muskura Kar Sar He Hila Diya Hota.


  Category: Sharabi SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Baat to Aankhon ki Hai
  Dil ka Kya Hai, Ye to Teri Yaadon k Sahare Jee Le Ga.
  
  
  
  Baat to Aankhon ki Hai, jo Tarpti hain Tere Deedar k Liye.


  Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Samjhota Karna Seekho!
  Ek Khubsoorat Soch:
  
  "Hamesha Samjhota Karna Seekho!
  
  Q K Thora sa Jhuk Jaana,
  
  Kisi Rishte ko Hamesha k Liye Torr Dene Se Bohat Behtar Hai."


  Category: Sorry SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Sab Se Wazni Cheez
  Hadees!
  
  "Sab Se Wazni Cheez Jo Qayamat Kay Din
  Momin K Meezan Mein Rakhi Jae Gi
  Wo Us ka "Husn-e-ikhlaq" Hoga."
  
  (Abu Daa'ud).


  Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Ehsaan ka Mustahiq Kon Hai?
  Hadees!
  
  Hazrat Abbu Huraira (R.A) Se Marvi hai. Farmatein Hain K,
  "Ek Shaks ne Arz ki ya-Rasool-Allah (S.A.W.W)
  Sab se Zyada Ehsaan ka Mustahiq Kon Hai?
  
  Huzur-e-Akram (S.A.W.W) ne Irshada Farmaya K Tumhari Maa.
  Pucha Gaya: Phir kon?
  
  Aap (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya: Tumhari Maa.
  Phir Pucha K Phir Kon?
  
  Irshad Farmaya Tumhara Baap.
  
  (Muslim Sharif)


  Category: Mothers Day SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Happy Birth Day To You Dear
  

  \*H*\
   \*A*\
   |*A*|
   /*P*/
  /*Y*/
  
  \*B*\
   \*I*\
    \*R*\
    |*T*|
    |*H*|
    /*D*/
   /*A*/
  /*Y*/

  
  
  &
  Many Many Happy On The Returns of The Day.
  
  May ALLAH Bless You.


  Category: Birthday SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Which Food Causes Suffering
  A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It?
  
  
  After a Long Silence,
  
  
  An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake. :-)


  Category: Happy Marriage SMS   Send To Mobile  

• DEGREE Without BRAIN
  A Thermometer is Not the Only The Thing
  
  That Gets a "DEGREE" Without Having a "BRAIN".
  
  
  A Silent Msg For All Students. :-)


  Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• 16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main
  Passenger to Bus Driver: Tum Kitne Ghantay BUS main Rehte Ho?
  
  Bus Driver: 24 Ghantay.
  
  Pessenger Hairani Se: Woh Kaise?
  
  
  Driver: 8 Ghantay is BUS Main.
  
  Aur
  
  16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main. :-)


  Category: Happy Marriage SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Buhat Bara Raaz Bataya
  Main Aaj Tumhai Buhat Bara Raaz Likh k Bhaij Raha Hon.
  
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  Raaaaaaaaaaaaaazzz. :-)


  Category: Double Meaning SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Is Maslay Ka Hall Bataen
  Please Yaar Is Maslay Ka Hall Bataen.
  
  
  Katrina Zid Kar Rahi Hai K
  
  Jab Shoaib Malik Sania Se Shadi Kar K Pakistan La Sakta Hai.
  
  
  
  To "WAJJI" Aap Mujhe Kyon Nahi La Saktay?


  Category: Current Affairs SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Barasti Hai Rait Pe Shabnam
  Tamam Raat Barasti Hai Rait Per Shabnam
  
  
  Main Apne Chand Se Jab Bhi Khafa Sa Lagta Hon!


  Category: Sorry SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Mera Dil Hotel Ka Kamra
  Mera Dil Hotel Ka Kamra
  Is Main Aa Kar Rehne Wale
  
  Apni Taza Saanson Se
  Is Main khushboo Bhar Dete Hen
  Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dete Hen
  
  Main Ye Sochoon Aane Wale
  Ye Sab mujh Main Reh Jaen Ge
  Haraf-e-Tamna Keh Jaen Ge!
  
  Lekin Rat K dhalte Hee Ye
  Subhen Kali Kar Jate Hain
  Kamra Khali Kar Jate Hain.


  Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Magar Bewafa Nahi Hai
  Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi
  
  Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.
  
  Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.
  
  Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.


  Category: Bewafa SMS / Shayari   Send To Mobile  

• Liabilities and Assets
  Do You know Why in a Couple's Photo,
  Man is on the Right Side & Woman on Left?
  
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  Coz We have Learned from Accounts
  Liabilities Are on Left Side and Assets on Right!


  Category: Happy Marriage SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Tum Hamara AMMI Hota To
  1 MAKRAANI Bohat Dair Se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor Raha Tha:
  
  
  Larki: Kya Dekh Rahay Ho?
  
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  MAKRANI: Hum Soch Raha Tha K,
  
  Agar Tum Hamara AMMI Hota To Hum Bhi KHOBSURAT Hota. :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• 1 More Blast in Country
  Breaking News!
  
  Oh My God!
  
  1 More Blast in our Country. :-(
  
  
  
  
  

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      ) ) ~~ Dhuzzz
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  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• I Love My All Friends
  1st Dost: Tum Kiya Karo Gey Agar Mai Mar Jaon To?
  
  2nd Dost Mazak Se Bola: Mai Khush Ho Jaon Ga.
  
  Next day!
  
  2nd Dost Ko pata Chala k 1st Dost Mar Gaya.
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  Woh 1 Chithi Chor Gaya Us Pe Likha Tha.
  
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  Mai Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon Tumhain Khush Karny K Liye.
  
  (I Love My All Friends)


  Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  

• This Valentine Wishes
  Be Mine Valentine
  
  I Am Sending You This Valentine Wish,
  
  With Hugs And Kisses Too
  Cause There's A Place
  Here In My Heart That's
  Made For Only You!


  Category: Valentine Day SMS   Send To Mobile  

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