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  • The Eternal Truth
    The Eternal Truth:


    The Eternal Man: Do you Love me just Because my Father Left Me a Fortune?

    The Eternal Woman: No silly boy!

    I'd Love you no Matter Who Left you the Money. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Use Climate in a Sentence
    Teacher: Use the Word Climate in a Sentence.




    Student: I have a Cherry Tree in the Backyard.

    And my Parents won't Let me Climate. :-)


  By: amna   Send To Mobile
  • Honesty Is The Best Policy
    Revised Version of
    HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

    Once Again the Woodcutter was going with his wife near the Canal.

    His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came and asked him. He told about wife.

    Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif".

    Woodcutter: Yes.

    Angel became angry.

    Woodcutter: If I refused you should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife.

    I'm a poor man. I can't afford all three. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Shan is Remaking Titanic
    SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.


    In The End,

    He does not die, But

    Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

    Titanic on the other hand. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Biology and Sociology
    Define Biology and Sociology?

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It's Biology,

    If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
    It is Called Sociology. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Sharp Mindness
    Height Of Sharp Mindedness

    Interviewer: I shall either ask you 10 easy questions or one difficult question?

    Think well before you make up your mind.

    Boy: My choice is 1 difficult question.

    Interviewer: Ok tell me this, What comes first, Day or Night?

    The boy thought for a while and said, "Its Day, Sir"

    Interviewer: How?

    Boy: Sorry sir! You promised me that you will not ask a second question!

    He was Selected for the Job!


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • $1000 are Like a Coin
    Wife: What is 10 years with me?
    Husband: A second.

    Wife: What is $1000 for me?
    Husband: A coin.

    Wife: Ok! Give Me a Coin.
    Husband: Wait a Second.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor Implants New Ear
    Doctor Implants a New Ear to a man:

    Man: You Idiot, You Gave me a Woman's Ear.

    Doctor: It makes no difference.

    Man: It does, Now I hear everything,

    But Understand Nothing.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Don't Make Any Noise
    In the Corridor of a Government Office was a Signboard Reading:

    "Don't Make Noise"


    Someone Added the Following Words:

    "Otherwise, We might Wake Up" :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Food Tastes The Same
    A Beggar Came Up To A Memon And Said: I Haven't Tasted Food All Week...




    Memon Replied: Don't Worry, It Still Tastes The Same. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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