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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Advantages to Not Love
    10 Advantages of not Having a LOVER

    1. Save time.
    2. Can sleep well.
    3. Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.
    4. Don't hav to worry abt how u look.
    5. Can eat in any restaurant.
    6. No boring sms in the middle of night.
    7. Can talk with all gals.
    8. You won't Hear "Aaw. U r dull today".
    9. Can go anywhere with any one.
    10. Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Boy & Girl were Playing
    How Cute!

    A Boy & a Girl were Playing Hide and Seek.

    She sent a SMS:

    If you Find Me, You Can Merry Me.

    If you can't
    I'm Hidden in The Shed.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • I can't Sell You Unless I See
    Man: I'd like to Buy Some Dog Food.
    Salesman: Do You've Dog?

    Man: Yes
    Sale: Where?

    Man: Home
    Sale: I'm Sorry, I can't Sell you Unless I see Dog. Its Store Policy.

    Next Day:
    Man: Do you've Cat Food?
    Sale: Where's Cat?

    Man: Home
    Sales: Sorry can't Sell you unless I see cat.

    3 day Man Walks in with Bag

    Sale: Whats in Bag?
    Man: Put your Hand In.

    Sale: It's warm and Moist What is it?
    Man: Potty! I need Toilet Paper. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Old / New / Our Concept
    Old Concept: "Do Or Die"

    New Concept: "Do Before You Die"

    Latest Concept: "Don't Die Until You Do"

    Our Concept:

    .
    .
    .

    "WHAT TO DO?" :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Really Touching Quote
    Life has so Much To Teach Us,
    One famous Chinese poet said

    "Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"

    Really Touching Na?

    I almost Cried. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Insult
    Height of Insult:

    Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

    This is the World's Largest Waterfall and the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
    Even 20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

    Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Amazing Home Remedies
    Amazing Home Remedies:

    Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
    It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.

    For High Blood Pressure:
    Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.

    Have a Cough?
    Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.

    Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk! :-D


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Being Chill
    Height of Being Chill:


    Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!

    Thief 2: I am Tired,

    We'll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile will Start Swimming
    Take your Mobile,
    Select Vibrate Mode
    And
    Put in Water
    And
    Call on Your Mobile.

    Your Mobile will Start Swimming.

    Do it and Enjoy.

    Its Fun Too be Young. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • God Helps Those
    A Friend In Need is a Friend Indeed.

    So,
    Always Be There When I Need You.

    But,
    When You Need Me then Remember that:

    .
    .
    .

    "God Helps Those, Who Help Themselves." :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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