Ugliest Baby I've Ever Seen
A Woman Gets on a Bus With her Baby:
The bus Driver says: That's the Ugliest Baby that I've Ever Seen. Ugh!
The Woman goes to the rear of the Bus and Sits down, Fuming.
She says to a man next to her: The Driver just Insulted Me!
The Man says: You go Right Up There and Tell Him Off Go Ahead,
I'll hold your Monkey for You. :-)
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