A Man Loses Everything
A Man Loses Everything Bcoz of Drinking;
He Sees Bmpty Beer Bottles &
Smashes the 1st One Swearing
"You are The Reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes 2nd One saying
"You are The Reason I don't have a Job."
Picks Up 3rd Bottle & Notices its Sealed & Full of Beer,
He says "STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"
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