How To Catch a Lion?
How To Catch a Lion?
* Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
* Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity,
The lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
* Yash Chopra method:
Take the lion to Australia or US. and kill it in a good scenic location.
* Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
* Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at U. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
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