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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Lips Per Infection
    Lady: Doctor Mere Lips pe Infection ho gaya hai.

    Doctor: Kiss kitni baar karti ho?

    Lady: Saal me Ek baar.

    Doctor: Infection nahi Hua,
    Zang Lag Gaya Hai...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sweeter Than My Wife
    A Man while Making Love to His Maid,
    Exclaimed: 'Martha You are sweeter than My Wife'

    The Maid Smiled and Said:
    'I know bcoz The Driver Always Tells Me So'..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Give Me A Coin
    Wife: What is 10 years with me?
    Husband: A second.
    .
    .
    Wife: What is $1000 for me?
    Husband: A coin.
    .
    .
    Wife: Ok give me a coin.
    Husband: Wait a second..;-p


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • What Will u Give me
    Wife: What Will You Give Me If
    I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The
    Great Mt.Everest?

    Husband:A Gentle Push..:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Buys 12 Underwears
    Wife Buys 12 Underwears of same Colour For Husband.

    Husband:
    Why Same Colour Sweetheart,
    People will Think I Never Change My Underwear.

    Wife: Which People..??

    Husband: (Totally Silence)..;-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Why is Baby Black
    A White Couple Gets a Black Child.

    Angry Husband Asks:
    "You White, Me White,
    Why is Baby Black"?

    Wife: You Hot, Me Hot,
    Baby Burnt...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Searching
    A Guy was searching these words on Google:
    "How to tackle a wife.."
    .
    .
    .
    Google Search Result:
    "Even We are searching"...:-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Normal Person Check
    In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?

    Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water & then give the patient;
    (a). a teaspoon,
    (b). a glass,
    (c). a bucket,
    & ask them to empty the bathtub."

    Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

    Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on u!"
    ........................................
    U also thought of the bucket, didn't u? Please go to bed No. 40 !

    S?????l? !!! Its S???unnah!!

    ??AA??AA = ??AA??AA =
    Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!!


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Telegram
    Man Receives Telegram:
    "Wife dead. Should be buried or cremated?"


    Man: Don't take any Chances.
    Burn the body and bury the ash..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Wife says 2 husband
    Wife says 2 husband:

    W:Come help with the garden.
    Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?

    W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
    H:What do u think I am?a plumber?

    W:Come fix the door handle.
    H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

    The husband went out....
    but when he came back,
    he saw that everything is fixed.
    The garden, toilet faucet, & the door handle.

    He asked his wife who had done it?

    The wife said its the neighbor's son,
    but he gave me 2 options.
    Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him?

    Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!

    Wife:What do u think I am??
    ?
    McDonald?..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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