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Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Bad Luck
    Height Of "Bad Luck"

    A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.

    Girl's Father Caught them.

    Now They Are Married Couple...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Feel The Difference
    Difference Between A Friend And Lover..

    You can tell Your "Friend"
    "You Are My Best Friend"

    But

    Do You have courage to tell your "Lover"
    "You Are My Best Lover"?

    Trying IS INJURIOUS..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • I Am Sorry
    When a Boy does Something Wrong..!

    Girl: You broke my Favorite Lamp.
    Boy: It was an Accident,
    I didn't mean to..!
    Girl: I can't believe you did this.
    Boy: I'm Sorry..:-(


    When a Girl does Something Wrong..!

    Boy: You Lost My Dog.
    Girl: It was an Accident,
    I didn't mean to.
    Boy: I can't believe you did this.
    Girl: I already feel bad about it.
    Stop making me feel Worse.
    Boy: I'm Sorry..:-(

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Married Life
    Married life is so easy..

    It is just like a Walk in the Park.

    But the Problem is that the Park is

    .
    .
    .

    Jurassic Park..;-):p

    Lo Karlo Walk.

    Read Full Sms


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Love
    .* Women Love Shoes..
    Because
    .
    .
    No Matter How Much & Whatever They Eat,
    The Shoe Always Fits … :P :P :P


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Are You Married
    Police: Are you Married?

    Sardar: Yes, with a Woman.

    Police: Of course! Did you ever hear of
    anyone marrying a man??

    Sardar: Yes, My Sister Did...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sawal Jawab
    Ped Pe ek Mor betha Howa Hai

    Or Neche Water Ka Nala Hai

    Mor Anda Deta Hai to wo Anda Neeche girke

    Toote Ga Ke Nahn..

    Agar Ans Maloom Ho to Is Number Per Send Karen

    03113886384


  By: Mir HAMID Rind   Send To Mobile
  • Motivational Story
    One Day A Fisherman got up very early in the Morning.

    There was not enough Sunlight to get into the Sea.

    He saw a Pack of Stones...

    To Pass Time he started throwing the Stone into the Sea.

    While having the last stone in the Hand,

    The Sun came up then he saw that the Stone was a Diamond.

    He felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of them into the Sea.

    .
    Moral of The Story:

    Don't Get Up Early In The Morning....:-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Where do
    .* I Asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
    She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
    I told her,
    .
    .
    "How about the kitchen?"hahahaha


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Day Brain asked Heart
    1 Day Brain asked Heart :

    "Why aur u Sending msgs to People who does not Reply u back??"

    ?

    Lovely Heart Replied to Brain :

    "You Need REASONS,
    I Need RELATIONS"

    Have A Pleasant Time..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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