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Name: Shahnaz
Location: Islamabad
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Member Since: 24 Apr 2009
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Enjoy New Year Celebrations!
Time to set new resolution.
Time to turn your dreams into action
Show affection for everyone.
Share your smile with everyone.
Always shine like Sun.
New year is time for lots of fun.
Enjoy New Year Celebrations!
Category: New Year SMS
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Create the best New Year ever
New Year is not about changing the Dates but Direction;
It's not about changing the Calendar but Commitment;
It's not about changing the Actions but Attitude;
It's not about changing the Fruit but Faith, Force and Focus!
May you Commit and Create the best New Year ever!
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Happy New Year 2019
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
Happy New Year 2019
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Unemployed Engineer
Funny #short_story
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
:):):)
That's intelligence
:):):)
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Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai?
Ek Larkay ne Dukaan se Cigarette ka Packet liya,
Likha tha K "Khabaradaar Mard Hazraat ki Ziyada Cigarette Noshi Mardanaa Kamzori ka Sabab Ban Sakti Hai."
Woh Larka Dubara Dukaan Par Gaya aur Cigarette Wapas Rakh Kar Bola:
"Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai? CANCER WAALI DAY NAA"..:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Normal Person Check
In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water & then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
& ask them to empty the bathtub."
Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on u!"
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U also thought of the bucket, didn't u? Please go to bed No. 40 !
S?????l? !!! Its S???unnah!!
??AA??AA = ??AA??AA =
Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!!
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Naam Kuttay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya
1 Pathan Ne Gali K Konay Pe Kachra Phenk Dya.
Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya To,
Muhalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,
K Kachra Kis Ne Phenka.
1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:
Phainka Hoga Kisi Kuttay K Bachay Ne.
Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:
Kachra Maine Phenka aur
Naam Kuttay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.
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