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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Average
Son saw a parents having Sex.
Son ; Dad whats up?
Dad ; Teri Maa me Petrol bhar raha hun.
Son ; Mom ki average check keren, Din me
Uncle bhi Tank full ker k gaye hen...:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Get Married
Get Married
not
for urself
but..
for
The future
of
Ur children,
they are getting late
for
School
and
fees
are
increasing day by day :)
,
Think Economicaly::p
By:
Husnain
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Mobile
In a Coffee Shop with friends, A man attends a call
on a cell phone : "Hello Ya Honey".
Wife : Darling! I am shopping,
shall I buy Rs. 100,000/- worth jewellery?
Man : Sure Honey! buy it.
Wife : I have liked a silk Saree worth Rs. 20,000/ Dear,shall I?
Man : Just one Saree is not enough honey, buy more.
Wife : OK Dear! your credit card is with me.
I am using it.
Man : Sure Dear! with my pleasure.
All the friends ask him after he disconnected.
"Have you gone Mad or are you drunk? Are you trying to show
us how much you love your wife?"
Man : "Woh sab choro! ye batao,
Ye mobile kis ka hai?....:-):-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Legend
Great people talk ..
.
about things,
.
.
Small people talk ..
.
about other people,
.
.
And legends never talk
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They are dead......:-P
By:
Rabia Naz
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Sucide
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and
show u where 2 jump from.
By:
Sabir
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kainat khan
Open
wait
cool
Relax
OK
Ready
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By:
kainat
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