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A couple came upon a wishing well
A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while
but then smiled andd said
.
.
"It really works"..;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Dear Google
A husband once complained:
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like My Wife,
Will you please Allow me to complete
the whole sentence Before You Start...;-p
Hahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Why I Am Upset
Lawyer: What was the First Thing your Husband
said to you when he Woke that Morning?
Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My Name is Julie..:-(
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Beware Of Glance
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
.
.
And that 1 Marriage has
77777+ Problems.
So Beware of Glance..:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Cartoonist
If I was An Artist,
you would be My Picture!
If I was A Poet,
you would be My Inspiration!
If I was An Author,
You would be My story!
But I'm only
A Cartoonist...;-p
Hehehe
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Perfect Example
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The Naughty wind Blows the Girl's Skirt High (Good Luck)
,
But at the same time
,
Dust falls into the Boy's Eyes (Bad luck)..;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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The Reason
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn't his own watch to see the time...;-) :)
By:
Naila Soomro
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