Wife says 2 husband
Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out....
but when he came back,
he saw that everything is fixed.
The garden, toilet faucet, & the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbor's son,
but he gave me 2 options.
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him?
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??
?
McDonald?..;-p
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